This is an archive of all the daily Fortune Cookie Fortunes posted by the Fortune Cookie Club members!!! We hope it'll provide some humor and inspiration into our daily lives. blah blah blah.

What can I say, it's another excuse for me to open another Archive ;)

Disclaimer: These fortunes are for entertainment purposes only. We cannot be held responsible if you actually decide to live out your daily lives based on these fortunes. If you ever have doubts, just remember, it's only a Fortune Cookie. Thank you.