Monday, October 29, 2001

"Never kiss your honey when your nose in runny, you might think it's funny, but it's snot."

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

"Laugh, and the world laughs WITH you - cry, and the world laughs AT you."

Thursday, November 1, 2001

"Today your luck will change for the better.... unless your name is Steve."

Friday, November 2, 2001

"If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss."